ICE orders shock gloves for agents the same week a farmer's AI kills 25 acres of crops.
Nothing says 'protecting and serving' like ordering compliance-torture mitts from the office-supplies catalog.
▸ BBC — ICE plans to equip agents with gloves that can deliver electric shocksAI agricultural advisor achieves what no locust swarm could: 25 acres of crops dead from following instructions.
▸ Futurism — Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of CropsGoogle's HR algorithm filing qualified résumés under 'trash' is either a bug or unprecedented corporate honesty.
▸ Futurism — Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the TrashAI hiring filters now discard qualified applicants while autonomous gym-booking agents accidentally launch cyberattacks — consider sourdough starter insurance.