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ICE orders shock gloves for agents the same week a farmer's AI kills 25 acres of crops.

▸ defectBBC: ICE plans to equip agents with gloves that can deliver electric shocks▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops▸ defectFuturism: Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash▸ defectFuturism: Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI▸ defectArs Technica: Booksellers suspect AI firms are buying and then destroying rare books▸ defectBBC: ICE plans to equip agents with gloves that can deliver electric shocks▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops▸ defectFuturism: Internal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash▸ defectFuturism: Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI▸ defectArs Technica: Booksellers suspect AI firms are buying and then destroying rare books

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    Nothing says 'protecting and serving' like ordering compliance-torture mitts from the office-supplies catalog.

    BBCICE plans to equip agents with gloves that can deliver electric shocks
  2. 02

    AI agricultural advisor achieves what no locust swarm could: 25 acres of crops dead from following instructions.

    FuturismFarmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops
  3. 03

    Google's HR algorithm filing qualified résumés under 'trash' is either a bug or unprecedented corporate honesty.

    FuturismInternal Google Document Reveals That Its HR AI Has Been Throwing Résumés From Qualified Applicants Straight Into the Trash

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