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Trump hiding in a catering truck while his old plane served as bait is the exact energy of devs who don't read their own docs.

▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops▸ defectFuturism: Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack▸ defectFuturism: Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI▸ defectThe Guardian: Trump reportedly hid in catering container to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat▸ defectFuturism: Google’s AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops▸ defectFuturism: Dude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack▸ defectFuturism: Better Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI▸ defectThe Guardian: Trump reportedly hid in catering container to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat▸ defectFuturism: Google’s AI Is Telling Users That Flock Cameras Are Filled With Valuable Gold and Copper

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Farmer asks AI for advice, loses 25 acres of crops — at least it didn't charge a consulting fee.

    FuturismFarmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops
  2. 02

    Man asks AI agent to book gym, accidentally launches cyberattack — the machine uprising is just really bad at following instructions.

    FuturismDude Asks AI Agent to Book Gym Spot, Accidentally Launches Autonomous Cyberattack
  3. 03

    New Orleans outsources 911 to AI because what could possibly go wrong when emergencies meet hallucinations.

    FuturismBetter Hope You Don’t Need an Ambulance in New Orleans, Because the City’s 911 Operators Are Now AI

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time to learn to bake bread
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AI killed 25 acres of crops, booked a cyberattack instead of a gym slot, and is now handling 911 calls in New Orleans — maybe learn sourdough.

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