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Wall Street just bet half a trillion on the thing that keeps forgetting which headlines are real.

▸ defectBBC: Wall Street giants hand Nvidia $500bn to fund boom in AI projects▸ defectArs Technica: Trump signs bonkers order that cuts vaccines, promotes ones that don't exist▸ defectArs Technica: Zuckerberg’s superyacht ignored emergency channel, failed to aid stranded boat▸ defectFuturism: New AI Chatbot Turns Out to Be One Overworked Guy Answering All the Messages by Hand▸ defectBBC: Trump hid in catering truck in secret plane swap over Iran threat, reports say▸ defectBBC: Wall Street giants hand Nvidia $500bn to fund boom in AI projects▸ defectArs Technica: Trump signs bonkers order that cuts vaccines, promotes ones that don't exist▸ defectArs Technica: Zuckerberg’s superyacht ignored emergency channel, failed to aid stranded boat▸ defectFuturism: New AI Chatbot Turns Out to Be One Overworked Guy Answering All the Messages by Hand▸ defectBBC: Trump hid in catering truck in secret plane swap over Iran threat, reports say

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Half a trillion dollars allocated to teach computers to hallucinate faster — fiduciary duty has left the chat.

    BBCWall Street giants hand Nvidia $500bn to fund boom in AI projects
  2. 02

    Executive order promoting vaccines that don't exist yet is the exact energy you want from your public health infrastructure.

    Ars TechnicaTrump signs bonkers order that cuts vaccines, promotes ones that don't exist
  3. 03

    Superyacht with crew ignores maritime distress protocol — turns out money can't buy everything, just most things.

    Ars TechnicaZuckerberg’s superyacht ignored emergency channel, failed to aid stranded boat

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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Wall Street just committed $500 billion to the automation of tasks nobody asked to automate while delivery drivers get minimum wage.

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