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Spaghetti Tuesday

Reality's QA team found the devs had been using ChatGPT to write the patch notes.

▸ defectArs Technica: Hidden Airtag reveals Amazon is trashing rare books to train AI▸ defectFuturism: Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With “North Dahota” and “Olkchoma”▸ defectFuturism: Internet-Connected Pet Feeders Go Down, Leaving Kitties Hungry▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectFuturism: Insane Dad Boasts About Using AI to Construct a “Truman Show” Style False Reality For His Son To Play In▸ defectArs Technica: Hidden Airtag reveals Amazon is trashing rare books to train AI▸ defectFuturism: Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With “North Dahota” and “Olkchoma”▸ defectFuturism: Internet-Connected Pet Feeders Go Down, Leaving Kitties Hungry▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectFuturism: Insane Dad Boasts About Using AI to Construct a “Truman Show” Style False Reality For His Son To Play In

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    The render farm needed those Dickens first editions to teach the language model what 'bleak' means.

    Ars TechnicaHidden Airtag reveals Amazon is trashing rare books to train AI
  2. 02
  3. 03

    Internet-of-Things reached its logical endpoint: cats staring at empty bowls while the cloud reboots.

    FuturismInternet-Connected Pet Feeders Go Down, Leaving Kitties Hungry

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