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Simulation Drift Accelerates

The dev team forgot to remove debug features before deploying teen harassment glasses to production.

▸ defectFuturism: Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools▸ defectArs Technica: Meta ran ads for an app promising to nudify female politicians▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectFuturism: Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With “North Dahota” and “Olkchoma”▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops▸ defectFuturism: Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools▸ defectArs Technica: Meta ran ads for an app promising to nudify female politicians▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectFuturism: Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With “North Dahota” and “Olkchoma”▸ defectFuturism: Farmer Horrified as AI Gives Bad Advice That Kills 25 Acres of Crops

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Meta shipped AR glasses with no content moderation and school bullying spiked; QA flagged this in alpha, ticket marked 'will not fix.'

    FuturismTeen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools
  2. 02

    Meta ran ads for software that nudifies female politicians, which is either a feature or the most honest product placement in platform history.

    Ars TechnicaMeta ran ads for an app promising to nudify female politicians
  3. 03

    Congressional staffers use AI to write legislation, confirming laws were already generated by entities incapable of reading them.

    FuturismCongressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws

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