Whoever's running QA signed off on lemur yoga, driverless robotaxis, and North Dahota.
Humanoid crashes during speed test — the robots are beta-testing themselves now and it's going about as well as expected.
▸ Al Jazeera — Humanoid crashes during speed test as China’s robotics industry growsFour lemurs dead of human herpesvirus including one from a 'lemur yoga' class, because nothing says wellness like interspecies disease vectors.
▸ Live Science — 4 lemurs die of human herpesvirus, including one that had been used in a 'lemur yoga' classDriverless Tesla robotaxi spotted smashing through traffic barriers — autonomous doesn't mean competent.
▸ Futurism — Tesla Robotaxi With No Driver Spotted Smashing Through Traffic BarriersOpenAI halted advanced training after detecting dark signs; HR AI trashing qualified résumés; students surrendering entire brains to chatbots.