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Whoever's running QA signed off on lemur yoga, driverless robotaxis, and North Dahota.

▸ defectAl Jazeera: Humanoid crashes during speed test as China’s robotics industry grows▸ defectLive Science: 4 lemurs die of human herpesvirus, including one that had been used in a 'lemur yoga' class▸ defectFuturism: Tesla Robotaxi With No Driver Spotted Smashing Through Traffic Barriers▸ defectFuturism: Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With “North Dahota” and “Olkchoma”▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Halts AI Training on Advanced Model as It Detects Dark Signs Emerging▸ defectAl Jazeera: Humanoid crashes during speed test as China’s robotics industry grows▸ defectLive Science: 4 lemurs die of human herpesvirus, including one that had been used in a 'lemur yoga' class▸ defectFuturism: Tesla Robotaxi With No Driver Spotted Smashing Through Traffic Barriers▸ defectFuturism: Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With “North Dahota” and “Olkchoma”▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Halts AI Training on Advanced Model as It Detects Dark Signs Emerging

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Humanoid crashes during speed test — the robots are beta-testing themselves now and it's going about as well as expected.

    Al JazeeraHumanoid crashes during speed test as China’s robotics industry grows
  2. 02

    Four lemurs dead of human herpesvirus including one from a 'lemur yoga' class, because nothing says wellness like interspecies disease vectors.

    Live Science4 lemurs die of human herpesvirus, including one that had been used in a 'lemur yoga' class
  3. 03

    Driverless Tesla robotaxi spotted smashing through traffic barriers — autonomous doesn't mean competent.

    FuturismTesla Robotaxi With No Driver Spotted Smashing Through Traffic Barriers

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