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Trade War Tariff Theatre

Canada and the US couldn't agree on tariffs, so they're both implementing the exact same punishment on each other.

▸ defectBBC: Canada says it will match US tariffs 'dollar for dollar' as trade talks break down▸ defectBBC: Robot horse and rider steal the spotlight at Chinese conference▸ defectFuturism: Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools▸ defectFuturism: Amazon Caught Destroying Rare Books to Train AI▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws▸ defectBBC: Canada says it will match US tariffs 'dollar for dollar' as trade talks break down▸ defectBBC: Robot horse and rider steal the spotlight at Chinese conference▸ defectFuturism: Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools▸ defectFuturism: Amazon Caught Destroying Rare Books to Train AI▸ defectFuturism: Congressional Staffers Are So Lazy That They’re Using AI to Write New Laws

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Two nations fail to negotiate and immediately implement identical retaliatory measures against each other, suggesting neither side read the spec.

    BBCCanada says it will match US tariffs 'dollar for dollar' as trade talks break down
  2. 02

    Robot horse steals spotlight at conference, continuing the industry's tradition of solving problems nobody has.

    BBCRobot horse and rider steal the spotlight at Chinese conference
  3. 03

    Meta ships AR glasses to teens; teens immediately deploy them for harassment; Meta's child-safety protocols remain in staging.

    FuturismTeen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools

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