A robot outran Usain Bolt while Canada and the US entered a trade war and someone left a child on Mount Fuji.
The simulation's physics constraints have been formally revoked for non-biological entities.
▸ CBS News — Chinese humanoid robot beats Usain Bolt's sprint world recordDiplomatic API returned 500 error, both parties fell back to legacy tariff module from the 1930s codebase.
▸ BBC — Trump says Canada wants 'benefits' of being US state after trade talks collapseParenting subroutine encountered stack overflow at altitude check, continued execution without dependent process.
▸ BBC — Father leaves 7-year-old son alone on Mount Fuji to continue hikeChinese humanoid now sprints faster than any human ever recorded; your competitive advantage as a biped has been deprecated.