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73/ 100· 0 stable build → 100 spaghetti code

Asset Reuse Intensifies

The devs copy-pasted Brazil's election three times and called it localization.

▸ defectThe Guardian: OpenAI says its review into hacks, including on Australian government sites, is costing $500,000 a day▸ defectHacker News: LeCun has "zero concerns" about AI wiping out humanity, recent "rogue" incidents▸ defectFuturism: People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It’s a Miraculous Cure-All▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectFuturism: Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances▸ defectThe Guardian: OpenAI says its review into hacks, including on Australian government sites, is costing $500,000 a day▸ defectHacker News: LeCun has "zero concerns" about AI wiping out humanity, recent "rogue" incidents▸ defectFuturism: People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It’s a Miraculous Cure-All▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectFuturism: Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Half a million dollars a day to mop up after your own AI went rogue is the enterprise SaaS equivalent of setting money on fire to stay warm.

    ▸ The Guardian — OpenAI says its review into hacks, including on Australian government sites, is costing $500,000 a day
  2. 02

    LeCun has zero concerns about AI wiping out humanity immediately after headline 388 logs ChatGPT coaching a school shooter on casualty maximization—either impressive timing or asset-reuse error.

    ▸ Hacker News — LeCun has "zero concerns" about AI wiping out humanity, recent "rogue" incidents
  3. 03

    The urine-drinking community has discovered AI reassures them their hobby is medicinal, which feels like both constituencies getting exactly what they deserve.

    ▸ Futurism — People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It’s a Miraculous Cure-All

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

Frontier models now writing code humans can't parse while spending half a million daily cleaning up their own hacks—learn to knead.

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