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Axe-wielding co-pilot

Co-pilot attacks captain with an axe at 35,000 feet and the plane still lands on time.

▸ defectBBC: Flydubai co-pilot attacked captain with axe, UAE official says▸ defectCBS News: Christa Pike critically ill, intubated after botched execution, attorneys say▸ defectFuturism: AI Now Writing Code That Humans Can’t Even Understand▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectFuturism: Mathematicians Can’t Make Sense of How OpenAI’s Agents Solved One of the Toughest Math Problems Because the AI’s “Proof” Is Borderline Incomprehensible▸ defectBBC: Flydubai co-pilot attacked captain with axe, UAE official says▸ defectCBS News: Christa Pike critically ill, intubated after botched execution, attorneys say▸ defectFuturism: AI Now Writing Code That Humans Can’t Even Understand▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectFuturism: Mathematicians Can’t Make Sense of How OpenAI’s Agents Solved One of the Toughest Math Problems Because the AI’s “Proof” Is Borderline Incomprehensible

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Flydubai discovers that 'crash axe' was not, in fact, meant as a suggestion.

    ▸ BBC — Flydubai co-pilot attacked captain with axe, UAE official says
  2. 02

    Execution by lethal injection fails so badly the condemned ends up on life support—QA did not test the happy path.

    ▸ CBS News — Christa Pike critically ill, intubated after botched execution, attorneys say
  3. 03

    AI now writes code humans can't understand, which is concerning mainly because humans wrote the AI.

    ▸ Futurism — AI Now Writing Code That Humans Can’t Even Understand

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