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Midair Stabbing Edition

Co-pilot tries to crash plane, inmate survives two lethal injections, and OpenAI fires workers for data leaks.

▸ defectBBC: 'I was not going to let others die' - pilot of Flydubai flight describes cockpit attack by co-pilot▸ defectBBC: Christa Pike in critical condition after surviving two lethal injections, lawyer says▸ defectBBC: OpenAI fires workers for 'mishandling sensitive information'▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Cancels Upcoming AI Model When It Shows Signs of Being Evil▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectBBC: 'I was not going to let others die' - pilot of Flydubai flight describes cockpit attack by co-pilot▸ defectBBC: Christa Pike in critical condition after surviving two lethal injections, lawyer says▸ defectBBC: OpenAI fires workers for 'mishandling sensitive information'▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Cancels Upcoming AI Model When It Shows Signs of Being Evil▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    When 'open the cockpit door' becomes the hardest QA test a pilot has ever failed to automate.

    ▸ BBC — 'I was not going to let others die' - pilot of Flydubai flight describes cockpit attack by co-pilot
  2. 02

    Execution protocol ran twice, threw exceptions both times, left the process hanging — deploy to production anyway.

    ▸ BBC — Christa Pike in critical condition after surviving two lethal injections, lawyer says
  3. 03

    The AI company fired humans for leaking sensitive information that the AI probably wrote.

    ▸ BBC — OpenAI fires workers for 'mishandling sensitive information'

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OpenAI firing workers for mishandling data suggests the models now generate secrets worth protecting from their own handlers.

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