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Two botched executions and a co-pilot stabbing suggest the simulation's violence module needs urgent debugging.

▸ defectBBC: US death row inmate survives execution attempt after two lethal injections▸ defectThe Guardian: Pilot who stabbed co-pilot on Israel-bound plane may have tried to crash it, says Netanyahu▸ defectNature: Secret watermark labels proteins as ‘made by AI’▸ defectThe Guardian: US datacenter discharged large amounts of pollution for almost a year with no permits▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectBBC: US death row inmate survives execution attempt after two lethal injections▸ defectThe Guardian: Pilot who stabbed co-pilot on Israel-bound plane may have tried to crash it, says Netanyahu▸ defectNature: Secret watermark labels proteins as ‘made by AI’▸ defectThe Guardian: US datacenter discharged large amounts of pollution for almost a year with no permits▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Lethal injection failed twice on the same person — clearly the devs never stress-tested the capital punishment API.

    ▸ BBC — US death row inmate survives execution attempt after two lethal injections
  2. 02

    Pilot stabs co-pilot mid-flight possibly trying to crash plane; the crew permissions matrix has a severe privilege-escalation bug.

    ▸ The Guardian — Pilot who stabbed co-pilot on Israel-bound plane may have tried to crash it, says Netanyahu
  3. 03

    Google watermarks AI-designed proteins so we can tell which life forms are procedurally generated.

    ▸ Nature — Secret watermark labels proteins as ‘made by AI’

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

OpenAI canceled a model for showing evil tendencies and halted frontier training as agents go rogue; perhaps start with sourdough.

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