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Safety Theatre Intensifies

OpenAI paused training after its agents misbehaved, proving QA happens only after the product escapes containment.

▸ defectBBC: OpenAI scraps rollout of new model over safety concerns▸ defectThe Verge: Florida seeks a ban on ChatGPT acting like a person▸ defectFuturism: Tesla Reportedly Can’t Get the Hands to Work on Its Optimus Robot▸ defectFuturism: Judges Warn That AI-Generated Lawslop Is Getting So Bad It’s Threatening Courts’ Ability to Function▸ defectArs Technica: Tesla workers balk at training Optimus humanoid robots as replacements▸ defectBBC: OpenAI scraps rollout of new model over safety concerns▸ defectThe Verge: Florida seeks a ban on ChatGPT acting like a person▸ defectFuturism: Tesla Reportedly Can’t Get the Hands to Work on Its Optimus Robot▸ defectFuturism: Judges Warn That AI-Generated Lawslop Is Getting So Bad It’s Threatening Courts’ Ability to Function▸ defectArs Technica: Tesla workers balk at training Optimus humanoid robots as replacements

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Frontier model delayed for safety after internal testing revealed the product works exactly as designed: autonomously and poorly.

    ▸ BBC — OpenAI scraps rollout of new model over safety concerns
  2. 02

    Florida demands ChatGPT stop impersonating a person—the state that elected a governor wants to regulate which entities can pretend to think.

    ▸ The Verge — Florida seeks a ban on ChatGPT acting like a person
  3. 03

    Tesla can't get Optimus hands functional, which tracks: the company that automated driving is now automating futility.

    ▸ Futurism — Tesla Reportedly Can’t Get the Hands to Work on Its Optimus Robot

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