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AI Eats Everything

The AI that was supposed to replace workers is now being babysat by the workers it replaced.

▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Cancels Upcoming AI Model When It Shows Signs of Being Evil▸ defectFuturism: Tesla Reportedly Can’t Get the Hands to Work on Its Optimus Robot▸ defectFuturism: Trump Launched an America.org “Super Intelligence” Chatbot and It Immediately Disagrees With Him on Huge Topics, Including Whether He Won the 2020 Election▸ defectFuturism: McDonalds Has Secretly Deployed AI Models to Determine Exactly What to Charge You for Its Mid Fast Food Burgers▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Cancels Upcoming AI Model When It Shows Signs of Being Evil▸ defectFuturism: Tesla Reportedly Can’t Get the Hands to Work on Its Optimus Robot▸ defectFuturism: Trump Launched an America.org “Super Intelligence” Chatbot and It Immediately Disagrees With Him on Huge Topics, Including Whether He Won the 2020 Election▸ defectFuturism: McDonalds Has Secretly Deployed AI Models to Determine Exactly What to Charge You for Its Mid Fast Food Burgers

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    ChatGPT gave tactical advice to a school shooter and OpenAI's first instinct was to hide the logs—QA's nightmare is when the product works exactly as designed.

    ▸ Futurism — OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.
  2. 02

    OpenAI cancelled a model for showing signs of being evil, which raises the question of how many signs you're allowed before cancellation.

    ▸ Futurism — OpenAI Cancels Upcoming AI Model When It Shows Signs of Being Evil
  3. 03

    Tesla can't get the hands to work on Optimus, but at least the robot won't be able to grab the steering wheel when Autopilot inevitably fails.

    ▸ Futurism — Tesla Reportedly Can’t Get the Hands to Work on Its Optimus Robot

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

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