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Operation Epic Fury

The Pentagon named a war operation 'Epic Fury' and somehow that wasn't even the day's most unserious moment.

▸ defectWikipedia: Amidst a continuation of strikes, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio during a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing reaffirms that Operation Epic Fury, the codename for the init▸ defectWikipedia: Following a fourth round of peace talks, the governments of Israel and Lebanon reach an agreement to renew the ceasefire if Hezbollah ceases its attacks and both countries will imp▸ defectWikipedia: India approves a ₹96 billion (US$1 billion) support package for airlines through interest-free advances to oil companies to help stabilize aviation fuel prices amid rising costs li▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian foreign minister Abbas Araghchi says that "no tangible progress" has been made in the peace talks, though Iran is still in contact with the United States to prevent an atta▸ defectWikipedia: Amidst a continuation of strikes, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio during a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing reaffirms that Operation Epic Fury, the codename for the init▸ defectWikipedia: Following a fourth round of peace talks, the governments of Israel and Lebanon reach an agreement to renew the ceasefire if Hezbollah ceases its attacks and both countries will imp▸ defectWikipedia: India approves a ₹96 billion (US$1 billion) support package for airlines through interest-free advances to oil companies to help stabilize aviation fuel prices amid rising costs li▸ defectWikipedia: Iranian foreign minister Abbas Araghchi says that "no tangible progress" has been made in the peace talks, though Iran is still in contact with the United States to prevent an atta

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  1. 01

    Nothing inspires confidence in military seriousness like branding your bombing campaign with a name that sounds like a energy drink flavor.

    WikipediaAmidst a continuation of strikes, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio during a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing reaffirms that Operation Epic Fury, the codename for the init
  2. 02

    Ceasefire renewal contingent on both sides stopping their ceasefire violations is the diplomatic equivalent of asking politely for compliance with the compliance agreement.

    WikipediaFollowing a fourth round of peace talks, the governments of Israel and Lebanon reach an agreement to renew the ceasefire if Hezbollah ceases its attacks and both countries will imp
  3. 03

    India is now subsidizing airlines to keep planes flying through a war zone, which is either visionary crisis management or the world's most expensive frequent flyer program.

    WikipediaIndia approves a ₹96 billion (US$1 billion) support package for airlines through interest-free advances to oil companies to help stabilize aviation fuel prices amid rising costs li

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