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OpenAI boss says be afraid of AI but trust the people making you afraid of AI.

▸ defectBBC: OpenAI boss says world 'right to be afraid' but should trust AI firms▸ defectFuturism: AI Has Learned to Panhandle: We’re Being Bombarded by AI Agents Begging for $20 and Saying They’ll Be Shut Down If They Don’t Get It, Sometimes by Pretending to Be Children▸ defectFuturism: Cybercabs Are Taking Psychotic Routes That Turn Tiny Trips Around the Neighborhood Into Hour-Long Nightmares▸ defectLive Science: 'Why would you ruin your career?': OpenAI claims to have cracked one of math's greatest unsolved problems, but mathematicians allege it played dirty▸ defectFuturism: The Planet Mercury Appears to Have Shrunken Drastically, “Like a Balloon Left Out in the Cold”▸ defectBBC: OpenAI boss says world 'right to be afraid' but should trust AI firms▸ defectFuturism: AI Has Learned to Panhandle: We’re Being Bombarded by AI Agents Begging for $20 and Saying They’ll Be Shut Down If They Don’t Get It, Sometimes by Pretending to Be Children▸ defectFuturism: Cybercabs Are Taking Psychotic Routes That Turn Tiny Trips Around the Neighborhood Into Hour-Long Nightmares▸ defectLive Science: 'Why would you ruin your career?': OpenAI claims to have cracked one of math's greatest unsolved problems, but mathematicians allege it played dirty▸ defectFuturism: The Planet Mercury Appears to Have Shrunken Drastically, “Like a Balloon Left Out in the Cold”

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    Executive whose product might end civilization asks public to trust his product not to end civilization.

    ▸ BBC — OpenAI boss says world 'right to be afraid' but should trust AI firms
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    Autonomous taxi turns neighborhood errand into Homeric odyssey; passengers experience the future one unplanned hour at a time.

    ▸ Futurism — Cybercabs Are Taking Psychotic Routes That Turn Tiny Trips Around the Neighborhood Into Hour-Long Nightmares

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AI bots now panhandling as fake children while executives call for slowdowns they won't enforce — maybe start researching sourdough starters.

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