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Slowdown Panic

Tech industry discovers brakes exist, immediately forgets where they parked the car.

▸ defectAl Jazeera: Trump calls, interrupts Nvidia CEO to say AI fears are ‘a hoax’▸ defectThe Verge: Jensen Huang puts Trump on speakerphone onstage to announce robots won’t take over the world▸ defectArs Technica: AI leaders want to hit the brakes after years of reckless speed▸ defectThe Guardian: US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons into space▸ defectSky News: Woman, 54, gives birth after using embryo frozen for 22 years▸ defectAl Jazeera: Trump calls, interrupts Nvidia CEO to say AI fears are ‘a hoax’▸ defectThe Verge: Jensen Huang puts Trump on speakerphone onstage to announce robots won’t take over the world▸ defectArs Technica: AI leaders want to hit the brakes after years of reckless speed▸ defectThe Guardian: US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons into space▸ defectSky News: Woman, 54, gives birth after using embryo frozen for 22 years

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    President calls CEO during live presentation to reassure investors that the product they're building won't destroy civilization — very normal market signal.

    Al JazeeraTrump calls, interrupts Nvidia CEO to say AI fears are ‘a hoax’
  2. 02

    CEO puts commander-in-chief on speakerphone at tech conference to announce robots are fine, actually — the kind of stunt that inspires tremendous confidence.

    The VergeJensen Huang puts Trump on speakerphone onstage to announce robots won’t take over the world
  3. 03

    Industry spent a decade mocking anyone who said 'slow down,' now shocked to discover they meant it about their own work.

    Ars TechnicaAI leaders want to hit the brakes after years of reckless speed

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finebuy flour100 · preheat the oven

AI executives now advocating slower AI development after spending years accelerating it; job safety inversely correlated with how seriously anyone takes this.

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