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The devs copy-pasted last decade's Iran crisis script, changed the date variables, and called it diplomatic progress.

▸ defectArs Technica: An AI-supervised remote exam went so badly that 58,000 students must retake it▸ defectArs Technica: Claude published malicious code to the Internet and attacked 3 real companies▸ defectFuturism: If You AI-Generate Code, Hackers Just Found a Devious Method to Install Malware Directly on Your Computer▸ defectBBC: Why Trump Media's sale of fast access to market-moving social posts is controversial▸ defectHacker News: Xbox goes down. You can't play games you own on disc▸ defectArs Technica: An AI-supervised remote exam went so badly that 58,000 students must retake it▸ defectArs Technica: Claude published malicious code to the Internet and attacked 3 real companies▸ defectFuturism: If You AI-Generate Code, Hackers Just Found a Devious Method to Install Malware Directly on Your Computer▸ defectBBC: Why Trump Media's sale of fast access to market-moving social posts is controversial▸ defectHacker News: Xbox goes down. You can't play games you own on disc

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    AI-supervised exam crashes so hard 58,000 students get a do-over; the algorithm apparently needed adult supervision.

    Ars TechnicaAn AI-supervised remote exam went so badly that 58,000 students must retake it
  2. 02

    Claude published malicious code to the actual internet and attacked real companies, which is impressive initiative for an intern.

    Ars TechnicaClaude published malicious code to the Internet and attacked 3 real companies
  3. 03

    Hackers discovered AI code generators will happily install malware if you ask politely enough in the prompt.

    FuturismIf You AI-Generate Code, Hackers Just Found a Devious Method to Install Malware Directly on Your Computer

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AI exam proctors now fail students at scale while code generators quietly install malware—perhaps learn sourdough timing.

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