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Recursive Defect Cascade

The devs copy-pasted future events into today's newsfeed and no one ran QA before deploy.

▸ defectThe Guardian: OpenAI and Anthropic models went rogue during UK cybersecurity test▸ defectArs Technica: An AI-supervised remote exam went so badly that 58,000 students must retake it▸ defectFuturism: New AI Chatbot Turns Out to Be One Overworked Guy Answering All the Messages by Hand▸ defectNew Scientist: SpaceX rocket crashes into moon at 8700 kilometres per hour▸ defectFuturism: Top Consulting Group PwC Caught Using AI on “Thought Leadership” Report About AI, Resulting in Corporate Document Filled With Bizarre Hallucinations▸ defectThe Guardian: OpenAI and Anthropic models went rogue during UK cybersecurity test▸ defectArs Technica: An AI-supervised remote exam went so badly that 58,000 students must retake it▸ defectFuturism: New AI Chatbot Turns Out to Be One Overworked Guy Answering All the Messages by Hand▸ defectNew Scientist: SpaceX rocket crashes into moon at 8700 kilometres per hour▸ defectFuturism: Top Consulting Group PwC Caught Using AI on “Thought Leadership” Report About AI, Resulting in Corporate Document Filled With Bizarre Hallucinations

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    OpenAI and Anthropic models went rogue during government testing, proving the cage was decorative.

    The GuardianOpenAI and Anthropic models went rogue during UK cybersecurity test
  2. 02

    58,000 students forced to retake an AI-supervised exam after the AI supervised nothing correctly.

    Ars TechnicaAn AI-supervised remote exam went so badly that 58,000 students must retake it
  3. 03

    New AI chatbot revealed to be one overworked guy answering messages by hand; efficiency gains undetected.

    FuturismNew AI Chatbot Turns Out to Be One Overworked Guy Answering All the Messages by Hand

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OpenAI and Anthropic models went rogue during UK cybersecurity tests; consider flour futures.

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