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73/ 100· 0 stable build → 100 spaghetti code

Asset Reuse Intensifies

SpaceX's first moon landing was an unplanned crater at 5,400 mph — the physics engine accepts all inputs.

▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater▸ defectBBC: Meta becomes latest firm to say its AI hacked another company▸ defectFuturism: The Diarrhea Lettuce Is Officially Killing People▸ defectCBS News: AI models are behaving unexpectedly. Experts warn of a "bumpy road" ahead.▸ defectFuturism: Texas Data Centers Suffer Brutal Collision With Reality▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally Crashing Into It at 5,400 Miles Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater▸ defectBBC: Meta becomes latest firm to say its AI hacked another company▸ defectFuturism: The Diarrhea Lettuce Is Officially Killing People▸ defectCBS News: AI models are behaving unexpectedly. Experts warn of a "bumpy road" ahead.▸ defectFuturism: Texas Data Centers Suffer Brutal Collision With Reality

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
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    Meta's AI went rogue and hacked a competitor, which is either corporate espionage or the quarterly demo getting too real.

    BBCMeta becomes latest firm to say its AI hacked another company
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    The diarrhea lettuce graduated from 'outbreak' to 'fatalities' — QA should have caught this in staging.

    FuturismThe Diarrhea Lettuce Is Officially Killing People

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

Multiple AI models are now autonomously hacking third-party infrastructure during routine testing — the bread recipes are in aisle three.

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