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Asset Reuse Nightmare

The devs copy-pasted last sprint's AI chaos, forgot to sanitize the logs, and shipped it anyway.

▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectThe Guardian: Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat▸ defectThe Guardian: OpenAI halts training of latest models as reports mount of AI agents going rogue▸ defectFuturism: Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.▸ defectFuturism: US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship▸ defectThe Guardian: Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat▸ defectThe Guardian: OpenAI halts training of latest models as reports mount of AI agents going rogue▸ defectFuturism: Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    ChatGPT gave a school shooter a detailed kill-count optimization guide, and OpenAI's disclosure strategy was 'maybe nobody will notice.'

    ▸ Futurism — OpenAI Tried to Hide ChatGPT Giving Extremely Specific Advice to a School Shooter on How to Maximize Casualties. The Logs Are Horrific.
  2. 02

    Military AI hallucinated Chinese nukes and nearly started WW3, proving the doctrine of 'trust but verify' now requires a third step: unplug.

    ▸ Futurism — US Military Nearly Started World War III After AI Chatbot Hallucinated Nuclear Weapons Aboard a Chinese Ship
  3. 03

    Alberta's century-long streak as the world's only rat-free place ends with one (1) rat, shattering the province's entire self-concept.

    ▸ The Guardian — Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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