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Ceasefire Still On

Iran and America agreed the ceasefire holds while actively shooting at each other's ships.

▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. president Donald Trump says that the ceasefire is still in effect despite the recent strikes on the U.S. destroyers. (ABC News) (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Court of International Trade rules that the 10% global tariffs imposed by president Donald Trump are illegal. (The New York Times)▸ defectWikipedia: Former Chinese defense ministers Li Shangfu and Wei Fenghe are both sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve following their convictions on graft charges. (BBC News) (Politico)▸ defectWikipedia: Pakistan foreign office spokesperson Tahir Andrabi says that a ceasefire agreement between Iran and the United States to end the war is expected "sooner rather than later". (Arab N▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. president Donald Trump says that the ceasefire is still in effect despite the recent strikes on the U.S. destroyers. (ABC News) (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Court of International Trade rules that the 10% global tariffs imposed by president Donald Trump are illegal. (The New York Times)▸ defectWikipedia: Former Chinese defense ministers Li Shangfu and Wei Fenghe are both sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve following their convictions on graft charges. (BBC News) (Politico)▸ defectWikipedia: Pakistan foreign office spokesperson Tahir Andrabi says that a ceasefire agreement between Iran and the United States to end the war is expected "sooner rather than later". (Arab N

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  1. 01

    Schrodinger's ceasefire: simultaneously in effect and under fire, a quantum diplomatic breakthrough.

    ▸ Wikipedia — U.S. president Donald Trump says that the ceasefire is still in effect despite the recent strikes on the U.S. destroyers. (ABC News) (Reuters)
  2. 02

    Court rules tariffs illegal; tariffs remain fully operational; everyone moves on with their day.

    ▸ Wikipedia — The U.S. Court of International Trade rules that the 10% global tariffs imposed by president Donald Trump are illegal. (The New York Times)
  3. 03

    Two defense ministers sentenced to death for graft as if filing quarterly earnings below expectations.

    ▸ Wikipedia — Former Chinese defense ministers Li Shangfu and Wei Fenghe are both sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve following their convictions on graft charges. (BBC News) (Politico)

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