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Peak Brinkmanship

Four simultaneous conflicts and a fuel crisis suggest the adults traded the situation room for a Risk board.

▸ defectWikipedia: Iran's military headquarters threatens to close the Red Sea in addition to the strait if the U.S. naval blockade continues. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: Three people are killed in an airstrike carried out by the United States Navy against an alleged drug boat in the eastern Pacific. (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: A Pakistani delegation led by military chief Asim Munir arrives in Tehran, Iran, to facilitate the continuation of diplomacy between Iran and the United States. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov states that Russia can supply energy to China and other countries affected by disruptions in shipments through the Strait of Hormuz amid the ▸ defectWikipedia: The civil war in Sudan between the Sudanese Armed Forces and Rapid Support Forces enters its fourth year. (AP)▸ defectWikipedia: Iran's military headquarters threatens to close the Red Sea in addition to the strait if the U.S. naval blockade continues. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: Three people are killed in an airstrike carried out by the United States Navy against an alleged drug boat in the eastern Pacific. (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: A Pakistani delegation led by military chief Asim Munir arrives in Tehran, Iran, to facilitate the continuation of diplomacy between Iran and the United States. (Al Jazeera)▸ defectWikipedia: Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov states that Russia can supply energy to China and other countries affected by disruptions in shipments through the Strait of Hormuz amid the ▸ defectWikipedia: The civil war in Sudan between the Sudanese Armed Forces and Rapid Support Forces enters its fourth year. (AP)

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    Threatening to close a second maritime chokepoint because someone closed your first one is the geopolitical equivalent of flipping the Monopoly board.

    WikipediaIran's military headquarters threatens to close the Red Sea in addition to the strait if the U.S. naval blockade continues. (Al Jazeera)
  2. 02

    The Navy now does airstrikes on drug boats in the eastern Pacific, because apparently every service branch wanted a piece of the action.

    WikipediaThree people are killed in an airstrike carried out by the United States Navy against an alleged drug boat in the eastern Pacific. (Reuters)
  3. 03

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