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73/ 100· 0 stable build → 100 spaghetti code

Asset Reuse Festival

The devs ran out of new storylines so they're rerunning old saves with different skins.

▸ defectBBC: Traffic officers arrested for allegedly seeking bribe from Nigeria's anti-corruption boss▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Appears to Be Missing Its Sales Goals by a Vast Margin▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX’s Shares Tank After Starship Fails to Launch▸ defectFuturism: Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX Stock Plunges to All-Time Low After Competitor Makes Major Leap▸ defectBBC: Traffic officers arrested for allegedly seeking bribe from Nigeria's anti-corruption boss▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Appears to Be Missing Its Sales Goals by a Vast Margin▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX’s Shares Tank After Starship Fails to Launch▸ defectFuturism: Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims▸ defectFuturism: SpaceX Stock Plunges to All-Time Low After Competitor Makes Major Leap

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    When the anti-corruption enforcers need bribing, that's not a bug—it's a feature the product owner explicitly requested.

    BBCTraffic officers arrested for allegedly seeking bribe from Nigeria's anti-corruption boss
  2. 02

    OpenAI missing revenue targets while giving away the store suggests someone misconfigured the monetization logic in production.

    FuturismOpenAI Appears to Be Missing Its Sales Goals by a Vast Margin
  3. 03

    Going public with an experimental rocket as your flagship product: a bold strategy from the 'what could go wrong' school of investor relations.

    FuturismSpaceX’s Shares Tank After Starship Fails to Launch

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