The devs copy-pasted last year's timeline over this year's and forgot to update the variables.
Burnham becomes UK PM in headlines while Starmer gives farewell speech in others — QA requests clarification on which timeline shipped to prod.
▸ NPR — Andy Burnham becomes U.K. prime ministerSpain wins 2026 World Cup in July 2025, a scheduling conflict the physics engine declined to resolve.
▸ CBS News — Spain wins 2026 FIFA World Cup with grueling 1-0 victory over ArgentinaResearcher finds WordPress RCE with $25 and GPT-5.6, a model number that doesn't exist — exploit brokers pay half a million anyway.
▸ Hacker News — Exploit brokers pay $500k for WordPress RCEs. I found one with GPT5.6 and $25AI now selects which humans get laid off, advises nurses remotely from Manila, and cheats through law school undetected.