The devs patched explosive diarrhea into Taco Bell lettuce while SpaceX shares tanked and Iran kept the war loop running.
Assigning blame for a diarrhea outbreak to the President instead of the lettuce vendor is advanced blame-shifting even by 2026 standards.
▸ Futurism — Let’s Be Real, The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is Trump’s Fault, Not Taco Bell’sSoftBank CEO calls users too stupid to see the bubble while standing inside the bubble wearing bubble-branded merchandise.
▸ Futurism — SoftBank CEO Says You’re Too Stupid to Understand What’s Going on If You Believe the AI Bubble Is RealCEO sets valuation target exceeding planetary GDP; no word yet on which currency denominations survive that economic model.
▸ Futurism — Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire EarthSixteen Nobel economists filed a severity-1 ticket warning major job losses incoming; SpaceX and Meta already using AI for workforce optimization.