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Schrödinger's Dumpster Fire

SpaceX股价暴跌的同一周,其创始人宣布目标估值超过地球本身。

▸ defectFuturism: Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth▸ defectBBC: Trump threatens new Canada tariffs over fires sending 'filthy' air into US cities▸ defectFuturism: Let’s Be Real, The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is Trump’s Fault, Not Taco Bell’s▸ defectBBC: Trump Media to sell instant access to 'market-moving' social posts▸ defectFuturism: Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth▸ defectBBC: Trump threatens new Canada tariffs over fires sending 'filthy' air into US cities▸ defectFuturism: Let’s Be Real, The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Is Trump’s Fault, Not Taco Bell’s▸ defectBBC: Trump Media to sell instant access to 'market-moving' social posts

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Nothing builds workplace confidence like being fired by the same broken system that couldn't tell a cat from a muffin last quarter.

    FuturismMeta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims
  2. 02

    Musk announces SpaceX valuation target exceeding planetary GDP in week shares hit all-time low—aspirational pricing meets gravity.

    FuturismElon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth
  3. 03

    President threatens sovereign nation with tariffs over atmospheric physics the simulation's weather engine distributes without regard for borders.

    BBCTrump threatens new Canada tariffs over fires sending 'filthy' air into US cities

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finebuy flour100 · preheat the oven

Meta allegedly used its own AI to select layoff targets, while sixteen Nobel economists warn major job losses incoming—perhaps learn sourdough.

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