The teleprompter guy bet six figures on what his boss would say, which is either genius or a firmware bug.
When the help desk starts day-trading your keystrokes, the simulation has stopped pretending to have HR policies.
▸ BBC — White House teleprompter operator accused of making $100k from Trump speech betsPremium API access to one man's unfiltered thoughts, priced like they move markets — because apparently they do.
▸ BBC — Trump Media to sell instant access to 'market-moving' social postsOver a thousand users filed identical bug reports about the lettuce module; QA missed it, shipped anyway.
▸ Futurism — Evidence Grows That Taco Bell Infected Massive Number of Customers With Explosive DiarrheaNYC replaced nurses with AI, Mayo Clinic's algorithm is allegedly butchering care, and Meta used its own flawed AI to pick layoff targets — the oven's at 350.