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SpaceX stock crashes while Musk insists his company should exceed planetary GDP — the math module needs a patch.

▸ defectArs Technica: Lawsuit claims Meta's layoff decisions were made by AI, not humans▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth▸ defectArs Technica: Probe into explosive diarrheal cases points to Taco Bell and bad lettuce▸ defectFuturism: Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims▸ defectFuturism: Grok’s Foul-Mouthed AI “Translation” Feature Puts Unspeakably Ghoulish Words Into Users’ Mouths▸ defectArs Technica: Lawsuit claims Meta's layoff decisions were made by AI, not humans▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth▸ defectArs Technica: Probe into explosive diarrheal cases points to Taco Bell and bad lettuce▸ defectFuturism: Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims▸ defectFuturism: Grok’s Foul-Mouthed AI “Translation” Feature Puts Unspeakably Ghoulish Words Into Users’ Mouths

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    Meta's layoff decisions made by AI, not humans — at last, a use case where the AI's mistakes match management's usual judgment.

    Ars TechnicaLawsuit claims Meta's layoff decisions were made by AI, not humans
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    Musk says SpaceX should be worth more than Earth while its stock hits all-time lows — the valuation model appears to be running on vibes.

    FuturismElon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth
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    Taco Bell lettuce linked to explosive diarrhea outbreak across hundreds — the supply chain's QA process rivals the simulation's own.

    Ars TechnicaProbe into explosive diarrheal cases points to Taco Bell and bad lettuce

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Sixteen Nobel laureates warn major AI job losses incoming; Meta allegedly used flawed AI to pick layoff targets — diversify your skill tree.

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