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Asset Reuse Festival

The devs copy-pasted last week's Iran crisis, raised the dinosaur asset price, and let AI fire people.

▸ defectArs Technica: Lawsuit claims Meta's layoff decisions were made by AI, not humans▸ defectArs Technica: Sotheby's big T. rex auction raises concerns hype and wealth are upending science▸ defectFuturism: Execs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free▸ defectArs Technica: Microsoft’s Secure Boot has been broken for a decade and no one noticed until now▸ defectFuturism: Man Sucked Out of Airplane, Dangles by Seatbelt▸ defectArs Technica: Lawsuit claims Meta's layoff decisions were made by AI, not humans▸ defectArs Technica: Sotheby's big T. rex auction raises concerns hype and wealth are upending science▸ defectFuturism: Execs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free▸ defectArs Technica: Microsoft’s Secure Boot has been broken for a decade and no one noticed until now▸ defectFuturism: Man Sucked Out of Airplane, Dangles by Seatbelt

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    Meta outsourced layoff decisions to the same AI that can't reliably caption photos, which tracks.

    Ars TechnicaLawsuit claims Meta's layoff decisions were made by AI, not humans
  2. 02

    A $50 million T. rex means paleontology is now a luxury good accessible only to hedge funds and petrostates.

    Ars TechnicaSotheby's big T. rex auction raises concerns hype and wealth are upending science
  3. 03

    Executives discover that replacing workers with AI costs money, express confusion about how capitalism works.

    FuturismExecs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free

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Meta's AI picked layoff targets while Anthropic launched free teacher subscriptions; knowledge work now has its own QA department.

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