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Feature Creep

Reality's dev team locked the emergency exits, then scheduled a patch that deletes 100,000 workers.

▸ defectBBC: Volkswagen planning to cut up to 100,000 jobs globally▸ defectBBC: 'If we die, we die together': Wife of man nearly sucked out of Ryanair plane speaks of ordeal▸ defectFuturism: US Companies Are Realizing That Chinese AI Models Are Way Cheaper, Ditch American Ones▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth▸ defectThe Verge: The first sunlight reflecting space mirror has been cleared for launch▸ defectBBC: Volkswagen planning to cut up to 100,000 jobs globally▸ defectBBC: 'If we die, we die together': Wife of man nearly sucked out of Ryanair plane speaks of ordeal▸ defectFuturism: US Companies Are Realizing That Chinese AI Models Are Way Cheaper, Ditch American Ones▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Says His Goal Is for SpaceX to Be Worth More than the Entire Earth▸ defectThe Verge: The first sunlight reflecting space mirror has been cleared for launch

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Volkswagen planning to delete 100,000 jobs globally — efficiency gains that somehow never reach the customer.

    BBCVolkswagen planning to cut up to 100,000 jobs globally
  2. 02

    Ryanair passenger nearly sucked through window; airline's commitment to low fares extends to cabin pressure.

    BBC'If we die, we die together': Wife of man nearly sucked out of Ryanair plane speaks of ordeal
  3. 03

    US companies ditch American AI for cheaper Chinese models — turns out patriotism has a price point.

    FuturismUS Companies Are Realizing That Chinese AI Models Are Way Cheaper, Ditch American Ones

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

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Chinese AI models undercutting American ones while Volkswagen preps to cut 100k jobs; consider a sourdough starter.

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