The devs billed $37.5 billion for a war no one can turn off and jailed a chef for haute-cuisine ants.
Hegseth reports the Iran war has cost $37.5bn so far, which is enterprise software pricing for a product nobody ordered.
▸ BBC — Iran war has cost US $37.5bn so far, Hegseth says, as Pentagon seeks billions moreMichelin-starred chef faces jail for garnishing dessert with ants—apparently the health inspector doesn't respect artistic vision.
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