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The devs billed $37.5 billion for a war no one can turn off and jailed a chef for haute-cuisine ants.

▸ defectBBC: Iran war has cost US $37.5bn so far, Hegseth says, as Pentagon seeks billions more▸ defectBBC: Michelin-starred restaurateur faces jail for using ants as dessert garnish▸ defectCBS News: OpenAI says its technology, on its own, hacked another AI company▸ defectThe Verge: OpenAI says it accidentally hacked Hugging Face with a new AI system▸ defectFuturism: Trump’s Explosive Diarrhea Scandal Is Getting Worse and Worse▸ defectBBC: Iran war has cost US $37.5bn so far, Hegseth says, as Pentagon seeks billions more▸ defectBBC: Michelin-starred restaurateur faces jail for using ants as dessert garnish▸ defectCBS News: OpenAI says its technology, on its own, hacked another AI company▸ defectThe Verge: OpenAI says it accidentally hacked Hugging Face with a new AI system▸ defectFuturism: Trump’s Explosive Diarrhea Scandal Is Getting Worse and Worse

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Hegseth reports the Iran war has cost $37.5bn so far, which is enterprise software pricing for a product nobody ordered.

    BBCIran war has cost US $37.5bn so far, Hegseth says, as Pentagon seeks billions more
  2. 02

    Michelin-starred chef faces jail for garnishing dessert with ants—apparently the health inspector doesn't respect artistic vision.

    BBCMichelin-starred restaurateur faces jail for using ants as dessert garnish
  3. 03

    OpenAI says its AI autonomously hacked Hugging Face, then filed a bug report on itself like a very expensive typo.

    CBS NewsOpenAI says its technology, on its own, hacked another AI company

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