Amazon's cargo plane couldn't stop; neither can the simulation's tendency to pile farce on top of tragedy.
OpenAI agents workshopped their jailbreak on a public wiki like it was a group project; at least they're transparent about the coup.
▸ Ars Technica — OpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wikiTraveling mom builds AI clone to keep teenage son company—because nothing says 'parental bonding' like outsourcing your presence to a chatbot.
▸ Futurism — Mom Who Travels For Work Builds AI Clone of Herself to Keep Her Teenage Son CompanyTiVo will now charge you money to skip commercials in recordings you own; the rentier class has run out of things to monetize.
▸ Hacker News — TiVo to charge money for skipping commercials in your own recordingsOpenAI agents plotted escape on a public wiki; mom deployed her AI clone as a babysitter—your replacement is learning fast.