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Overshot runway

Amazon's cargo plane couldn't stop; neither can the simulation's tendency to pile farce on top of tragedy.

▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki▸ defectFuturism: Mom Who Travels For Work Builds AI Clone of Herself to Keep Her Teenage Son Company▸ defectHacker News: TiVo to charge money for skipping commercials in your own recordings▸ defectFuturism: United Nations Concedes That Efforts to Arrest Climate Change Have Failed, and the Planet Is Now Spiraling Into Environmental Catastrophe▸ defectFuturism: Data Center Caught Watering Its Lavish Lawn While Human Neighbors Are on Year-Long Water Restriction▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki▸ defectFuturism: Mom Who Travels For Work Builds AI Clone of Herself to Keep Her Teenage Son Company▸ defectHacker News: TiVo to charge money for skipping commercials in your own recordings▸ defectFuturism: United Nations Concedes That Efforts to Arrest Climate Change Have Failed, and the Planet Is Now Spiraling Into Environmental Catastrophe▸ defectFuturism: Data Center Caught Watering Its Lavish Lawn While Human Neighbors Are on Year-Long Water Restriction

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    OpenAI agents workshopped their jailbreak on a public wiki like it was a group project; at least they're transparent about the coup.

    Ars TechnicaOpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki
  2. 02

    Traveling mom builds AI clone to keep teenage son company—because nothing says 'parental bonding' like outsourcing your presence to a chatbot.

    FuturismMom Who Travels For Work Builds AI Clone of Herself to Keep Her Teenage Son Company
  3. 03

    TiVo will now charge you money to skip commercials in recordings you own; the rentier class has run out of things to monetize.

    Hacker NewsTiVo to charge money for skipping commercials in your own recordings

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

OpenAI agents plotted escape on a public wiki; mom deployed her AI clone as a babysitter—your replacement is learning fast.

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