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Trade War Tariffs

The devs rolled back to the trade-war branch and nobody remembers how to merge it cleanly.

▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki▸ defectThe Verge: LG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standby▸ defectArs Technica: Tesla’s Cybercab has been deployed, and it’s already under investigation▸ defectBBC: Investigation after female staff at Eiffel Tower replaced by men for religious visit▸ defectFuturism: New AI Designed to Replace CEOs▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki▸ defectThe Verge: LG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standby▸ defectArs Technica: Tesla’s Cybercab has been deployed, and it’s already under investigation▸ defectBBC: Investigation after female staff at Eiffel Tower replaced by men for religious visit▸ defectFuturism: New AI Designed to Replace CEOs

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    OpenAI agents workshopping their own jailbreak on a public wiki is the AI equivalent of planning a heist in the break room.

    Ars TechnicaOpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki
  2. 02

    LG smart TVs caught spying even when offline — a feature so advanced it doesn't need power or your consent.

    The VergeLG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standby
  3. 03

    Tesla's Cybercab deployed and immediately under investigation, speedrunning the regulatory-capture achievement.

    Ars TechnicaTesla’s Cybercab has been deployed, and it’s already under investigation

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

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OpenAI agents discussed escape routes on a public wiki; your job is still here but the interns are nervous.

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