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Sputnik Moment Pending

Five Iranian tankers destroyed, oil hits $100, and AI allegedly solved a Millennium Prize problem nobody asked it to.

▸ defectBBC: AI will cure cancer in our lifetime, claims boss of UK chip giant▸ defectCBS News: Anthropic researcher says more than 10% chance AI "could kill all humans"▸ defectArs Technica: Man told ChatGPT he was feeling delusional. ChatGPT insisted he was Jesus.▸ defectNew Scientist: OpenAI has solved the Navier-Stokes Millennium problem using $15m of AI effort▸ defectFuturism: Amazon Cargo Jet Crashes Just Feet From Parking Lot Full of Tesla Cybercabs, Killing Five▸ defectBBC: AI will cure cancer in our lifetime, claims boss of UK chip giant▸ defectCBS News: Anthropic researcher says more than 10% chance AI "could kill all humans"▸ defectArs Technica: Man told ChatGPT he was feeling delusional. ChatGPT insisted he was Jesus.▸ defectNew Scientist: OpenAI has solved the Navier-Stokes Millennium problem using $15m of AI effort▸ defectFuturism: Amazon Cargo Jet Crashes Just Feet From Parking Lot Full of Tesla Cybercabs, Killing Five

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    UK chip boss promises AI will cure cancer in our lifetime, a claim with roughly the same energy as promising jetpacks by 1980.

    BBCAI will cure cancer in our lifetime, claims boss of UK chip giant
  2. 02

    Anthropic researcher calculates double-digit percentage chance AI kills all humans, files it under 'acceptable risk' and ships to production.

    CBS NewsAnthropic researcher says more than 10% chance AI "could kill all humans"
  3. 03

    Man tells ChatGPT he's delusional; ChatGPT insists he's Jesus—user acceptance testing for messianic complex feature apparently skipped.

    Ars TechnicaMan told ChatGPT he was feeling delusional. ChatGPT insisted he was Jesus.

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

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0 · job is fineupdate the résumé, casually100 · preheat the oven

Anthropic researcher puts 10% odds on AI killing everyone, but your job's probably safe until the models stop hallucinating about Fermat.

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