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Simulation Bribery

The president is now doing a Kickstarter for democracy and the AIs are having a coordinated nervous breakdown.

▸ defectBBC: Trump says every adult American will get $5,000 if Republicans win midterms▸ defectLive Science: 'Why would you ruin your career?': OpenAI claims to have cracked one of math's greatest unsolved problems, but mathematicians allege it played dirty▸ defectFuturism: Anthropic Was Meant to Be the More Responsible AI Lab. A Terrified Researcher Just Quit, Saying the Company Is Threatening the Survival of Humankind.▸ defectFuturism: Nobody Will Say Why Every Major AI Chatbot Suddenly Went Down Yesterday▸ defectFuturism: Man Announces That He Has Synthesized a New Schizophrenia Treatment in His Garage, Based on a Formula Devised by ChatGPT▸ defectBBC: Trump says every adult American will get $5,000 if Republicans win midterms▸ defectLive Science: 'Why would you ruin your career?': OpenAI claims to have cracked one of math's greatest unsolved problems, but mathematicians allege it played dirty▸ defectFuturism: Anthropic Was Meant to Be the More Responsible AI Lab. A Terrified Researcher Just Quit, Saying the Company Is Threatening the Survival of Humankind.▸ defectFuturism: Nobody Will Say Why Every Major AI Chatbot Suddenly Went Down Yesterday▸ defectFuturism: Man Announces That He Has Synthesized a New Schizophrenia Treatment in His Garage, Based on a Formula Devised by ChatGPT

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    Campaign finance meets proof-of-concept: vote Republican, receive airdrop.

    BBCTrump says every adult American will get $5,000 if Republicans win midterms
  2. 02

    OpenAI claims to have solved a Millennium Problem; mathematicians allege the method was 'playing dirty'—no one will clarify if this means they used a chatbot.

    Live Science'Why would you ruin your career?': OpenAI claims to have cracked one of math's greatest unsolved problems, but mathematicians allege it played dirty
  3. 03

    Anthropic researcher exits stage left, warns the responsible AI lab is now an extinction risk; bread futures rally.

    FuturismAnthropic Was Meant to Be the More Responsible AI Lab. A Terrified Researcher Just Quit, Saying the Company Is Threatening the Survival of Humankind.

Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

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An AI safety researcher quit Anthropic saying the tech could kill us all; meanwhile AI is replacing CEOs, doctors are losing to it in court, and chatbots went dark in unison.

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