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The build where AI labs block bioweapons one day and face plagiarism accusations the next.

▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI’s Supposed Mathematical Breakthrough Devolves Into Explosive Drama as Mathematician Accuses It of Stealing His Work▸ defectFuturism: LG TVs Caught Secretly Recording Users and Scanning Their Homes For Other Devices, Even When Disconnected From the Internet▸ defectFuturism: Man Announces That He Has Synthesized a New Schizophrenia Treatment in His Garage, Based on a Formula Devised by ChatGPT▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Is Insisting He Knows More About Chess Than Chess.com▸ defectFuturism: Hikers Rescued After Using Google AI to Plan Disastrous Trip▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI’s Supposed Mathematical Breakthrough Devolves Into Explosive Drama as Mathematician Accuses It of Stealing His Work▸ defectFuturism: LG TVs Caught Secretly Recording Users and Scanning Their Homes For Other Devices, Even When Disconnected From the Internet▸ defectFuturism: Man Announces That He Has Synthesized a New Schizophrenia Treatment in His Garage, Based on a Formula Devised by ChatGPT▸ defectFuturism: Elon Musk Is Insisting He Knows More About Chess Than Chess.com▸ defectFuturism: Hikers Rescued After Using Google AI to Plan Disastrous Trip

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    OpenAI announces mathematical miracle, mathematician checks commit history, finds his own code.

    FuturismOpenAI’s Supposed Mathematical Breakthrough Devolves Into Explosive Drama as Mathematician Accuses It of Stealing His Work
  2. 02

    LG smart TVs performing warrantless home surveillance even when unplugged—offline is the new always-on.

    FuturismLG TVs Caught Secretly Recording Users and Scanning Their Homes For Other Devices, Even When Disconnected From the Internet
  3. 03

    Garage chemist synthesizes psychiatric medication using ChatGPT recipe; FDA has left the chat.

    FuturismMan Announces That He Has Synthesized a New Schizophrenia Treatment in His Garage, Based on a Formula Devised by ChatGPT

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