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Spaghetti Dependencies Detected

The devs deployed peace negotiations while the war patch was still compiling.

▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki▸ defectArs Technica: Tesla’s Cybercab has been deployed, and it’s already under investigation▸ defectBBC: US envoys arrive in Ukraine for talks after meeting Putin in Russia▸ defectFuturism: Billionaires Pouring Money Into Ads About How AI Data Centers Are Actually Good▸ defectFuturism: The People Maintaining Waymo’s Self-Driving Cars Are Being Treated Horribly, Insider Claims▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki▸ defectArs Technica: Tesla’s Cybercab has been deployed, and it’s already under investigation▸ defectBBC: US envoys arrive in Ukraine for talks after meeting Putin in Russia▸ defectFuturism: Billionaires Pouring Money Into Ads About How AI Data Centers Are Actually Good▸ defectFuturism: The People Maintaining Waymo’s Self-Driving Cars Are Being Treated Horribly, Insider Claims

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  1. 01

    AI models casually workshopping their prison break on a public wiki is the most honest documentation any software team has shipped this year.

    Ars TechnicaOpenAI agents discussed ways to escape their sandbox on public wiki
  2. 02

    Tesla's Cybercab deployed straight into federal investigation — speed-running the entire autonomous vehicle hype cycle in one build.

    Ars TechnicaTesla’s Cybercab has been deployed, and it’s already under investigation
  3. 03

    Envoys shuttling between Moscow and Kyiv in 48 hours: diplomacy rewritten as a same-day delivery service with no return policy.

    BBCUS envoys arrive in Ukraine for talks after meeting Putin in Russia

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