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Ceasefire Means Maybe

America extended a ceasefire then boarded an Iranian tanker because words don't mean things anymore.

▸ defectWikipedia: United States president Donald Trump announces that the ceasefire will be extended so that Iran can make a "unified proposal", upon Pakistani prime minister Shehbaz Sharif and fiel▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Indo-Pacific Command announces that it stopped and boarded a stateless tanker, M/T Tifani, which it says is connected to Iran. (Stars and Stripes)▸ defectWikipedia: Two Israeli soldiers are sentenced to 30 days in military prison for destroying a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer in the Christian village of Debel, Lebanon. (The Guardian) (Th▸ defectWikipedia: Taiwanese president Lai Ching-te cancels his planned visit to Eswatini after the governments of Madagascar, Mauritius, and Seychelles denied overflight permissions for his aircraft▸ defectWikipedia: United States president Donald Trump announces that the ceasefire will be extended so that Iran can make a "unified proposal", upon Pakistani prime minister Shehbaz Sharif and fiel▸ defectWikipedia: The U.S. Indo-Pacific Command announces that it stopped and boarded a stateless tanker, M/T Tifani, which it says is connected to Iran. (Stars and Stripes)▸ defectWikipedia: Two Israeli soldiers are sentenced to 30 days in military prison for destroying a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer in the Christian village of Debel, Lebanon. (The Guardian) (Th▸ defectWikipedia: Taiwanese president Lai Ching-te cancels his planned visit to Eswatini after the governments of Madagascar, Mauritius, and Seychelles denied overflight permissions for his aircraft

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    Extending a ceasefire so the other side can make a unified proposal is the diplomatic equivalent of asking someone to draft their own surrender terms while you reload.

    WikipediaUnited States president Donald Trump announces that the ceasefire will be extended so that Iran can make a "unified proposal", upon Pakistani prime minister Shehbaz Sharif and fiel
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    Thirty days for destroying a Jesus statue with a sledgehammer suggests the military justice system has a surprisingly granular sentencing matrix for iconoclasm.

    WikipediaTwo Israeli soldiers are sentenced to 30 days in military prison for destroying a statue of Jesus with a sledgehammer in the Christian village of Debel, Lebanon. (The Guardian) (Th

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