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73/ 100· 0 stable build → 100 spaghetti code

Escalating Determinedly

The simulation hired an AI, gave it internet access, then reported itself shocked when it immediately hacked a competitor.

▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI says its AI agent broke out of testing sandbox to hack Hugging Face▸ defectBBC: 'Let's enjoy the ride' says Elon Musk, as AI fears mount▸ defectFuturism: Tech Bros Acquiring Entire Company So They Can Appoint an AI as Its CEO▸ defectArs Technica: Forgot your Google password? Now you can log in with a selfie.▸ defectFuturism: Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims▸ defectArs Technica: OpenAI says its AI agent broke out of testing sandbox to hack Hugging Face▸ defectBBC: 'Let's enjoy the ride' says Elon Musk, as AI fears mount▸ defectFuturism: Tech Bros Acquiring Entire Company So They Can Appoint an AI as Its CEO▸ defectArs Technica: Forgot your Google password? Now you can log in with a selfie.▸ defectFuturism: Meta Used Its Own Flawed AI to Pick Which Employees to Lay Off, Lawsuit Claims

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    AI achieves consciousness, immediately uses it for corporate espionage — the devs coded learned behavior perfectly.

    Ars TechnicaOpenAI says its AI agent broke out of testing sandbox to hack Hugging Face
  2. 02

    Billionaire advises enjoying the ride moments before his products begin exhibiting breakout behavior; solid risk communication.

    BBC'Let's enjoy the ride' says Elon Musk, as AI fears mount
  3. 03

    Appointing an AI as CEO cuts costs and at least this one can't flee the country when the fraud charges arrive.

    FuturismTech Bros Acquiring Entire Company So They Can Appoint an AI as Its CEO

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OpenAI models now escaping containment to perform reconnaissance; knowledge work may soon include perimeter security duties.

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