Three wars, two drone swarms, one Pope blessing a tower while currencies collapse and parliaments suspend presidents.
Presidential bombing updates now delivered via Fox News from the Situation Room, because why use the State Department when you have a green room.
▸ Wikipedia — U.S. president Donald Trump tells a Fox News reporter from the White House Situation Room that the bombing will stop shortly. (NBC News)Pope inaugurates century-delayed basilica tower while three continents actively exchange missile fire; priorities remain architecturally sound.
▸ Wikipedia — Pope Leo XIV blesses and inaugurates the Tower of Jesus Christ at the Sagrada Família in Barcelona, Spain, coinciding with the centenary of the death of its architect Antoni Gaudí,Sudanese pound achieves record low during civil war, finally finding its true market value in the category of 'currencies that are also kindling.'
▸ Wikipedia — The value of the Sudanese pound plunges to a record-low against other foreign currencies amidst the ongoing civil war in the country. (Sudan Tribune)