Humanity now runs 65 wars at once and still found time to recall a million Jeeps.
Sixty-five simultaneous wars is apparently just Tuesday now, a number that would have ended the League of Nations twice.
▸ Wikipedia — A study published by the Journal of Peace Research, using data from the Uppsala Conflict Data Program at Uppsala University in Sweden, reports that 2025 saw 65 active conflicts, thEleven million barrels per day off the market and analysts are still pretending this resolves with a phone call.
▸ Wikipedia — The United States Energy Information Administration reports that Middle Eastern oil producers have reduced output by more than 11 million barrels per day, due to the Strait of HormApache crashes into the Strait it was sent to patrol, gets rescued by a robot—future wars will automate the embarrassment too.
▸ Wikipedia — A United States Army AH-64 Apache helicopter crashes near the Strait of Hormuz while on patrol. Both crew members are rescued by an unmanned vessel. In response, the U.S. Central C