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Multiverse Merge Conflict

Anthropic went public by warning investors it might destroy humanity while Apple's folding phone broke immediately.

▸ defectArs Technica: Anthropic IPO warns its AI could blackmail people, become sentient, end humanity▸ defectArs Technica: Some iPhone Duo screens are already failing, Apple says only a "small number" are affected▸ defectBBC: Luxury cruise passengers stranded in Cambodia due to soaring fuel costs▸ defectArs Technica: "No human at the helm": Delaware plan would let AI agents run entire businesses▸ defectNature: Can maths survive AI? Fields medallist Terence Tao calls for a ‘Maths 2.0’ world▸ defectArs Technica: Anthropic IPO warns its AI could blackmail people, become sentient, end humanity▸ defectArs Technica: Some iPhone Duo screens are already failing, Apple says only a "small number" are affected▸ defectBBC: Luxury cruise passengers stranded in Cambodia due to soaring fuel costs▸ defectArs Technica: "No human at the helm": Delaware plan would let AI agents run entire businesses▸ defectNature: Can maths survive AI? Fields medallist Terence Tao calls for a ‘Maths 2.0’ world

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Company goes public by warning shareholders the product might achieve consciousness and kill everyone — presumably after the lockup period expires.

    ▸ Ars Technica — Anthropic IPO warns its AI could blackmail people, become sentient, end humanity
  2. 02

    Apple's $2,000 folding phone screens failing within hours of launch, which is actually impressive speed-to-defect even by this build's standards.

    ▸ Ars Technica — Some iPhone Duo screens are already failing, Apple says only a "small number" are affected
  3. 03

    Luxury cruise promising endless voyage strands passengers in Cambodia when someone finally checked the fuel budget spreadsheet.

    ▸ BBC — Luxury cruise passengers stranded in Cambodia due to soaring fuel costs

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Anthropic filed to go public with a prospectus warning its AI could blackmail people, become sentient, or end humanity — but your spreadsheet skills remain valuable.

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