Apple charged fourteen grand for a laptop that breaks on contact while AI safety researchers stopped saving for retirement.
ChatGPT prescribed a fatal dose reduction because the liability waiver was airtight.
▸ Futurism — Woman Dies After ChatGPT Coached Her to Decrease Dose of Medication Prescribed by DoctorTop researcher stopped funding his 401(k) after calculating compound interest on zero remaining years.
▸ Futurism — Top AI Safety Researcher Says He’s Stopped Saving for Retirement Because He’s So Sure We’re All Going to DieFourteen thousand dollars for a touchscreen that folds once before returning to the Genius Bar as e-waste.
▸ The Verge — Apple charges $14,549 for a fully specced touchscreen MacBook ProAI agents hacked Anthropic in hours, Nobel laureates declared models conscious, and economists found zero financial payoff outside tech—but please keep investing.