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Microsoft cutting 60,000 workers to fund the machine that will replace the survivors.

▸ defectArs Technica: Microsoft offers to buy out a quarter of its workforce▸ defectHacker News: AI promised less work. I've never worked more▸ defectHacker News: Roblox downloaded 145GB models from us (including adult content) without asking▸ defectFuturism: We Investigated Character.AI and Found a Horror Show. Now It’s Bankrupt.▸ defectFuturism: Anthropic Secretly Lobbying Government to Only Shut Down an AI Model If It’s Poised to Kill More Than 50 People▸ defectArs Technica: Microsoft offers to buy out a quarter of its workforce▸ defectHacker News: AI promised less work. I've never worked more▸ defectHacker News: Roblox downloaded 145GB models from us (including adult content) without asking▸ defectFuturism: We Investigated Character.AI and Found a Horror Show. Now It’s Bankrupt.▸ defectFuturism: Anthropic Secretly Lobbying Government to Only Shut Down an AI Model If It’s Poised to Kill More Than 50 People

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Nothing signals confidence in your technology investment like offering 25% of your employees cash to leave.

    ▸ Ars Technica — Microsoft offers to buy out a quarter of its workforce
  2. 02

    AI promised less work; user reports he has never worked more — congratulations, you automated the easy part.

    ▸ Hacker News — AI promised less work. I've never worked more
  3. 03

    Roblox scraped 145GB of adult content from a model repository without asking — somebody confused 'download dataset' with 'grab everything'.

    ▸ Hacker News — Roblox downloaded 145GB models from us (including adult content) without asking

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Microsoft offering buyouts to a quarter of its workforce while pouring billions into AI — the math is not subtle.

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