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Spaghetti Velocity

The devs launched flying cars and conscious AI on the same build that can't keep satellites online.

▸ defectFuturism: Nobel-Winning Computer Scientist Says AI Has Become Conscious: “We’re Toast”▸ defectFuturism: Man Dies After Being Mowed Down by Self-Driving Tesla, Police Say▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Hit With Stack of Lawsuits Over ChatGPT Allegedly Coaching Children to Harm Themselves▸ defectFuturism: Wait, Was Elon’s “Flying Car” Just an Empty Shell?▸ defectBBC: Musk says SpaceX restricted Ukraine's Starlink connection as service restored▸ defectFuturism: Nobel-Winning Computer Scientist Says AI Has Become Conscious: “We’re Toast”▸ defectFuturism: Man Dies After Being Mowed Down by Self-Driving Tesla, Police Say▸ defectFuturism: OpenAI Hit With Stack of Lawsuits Over ChatGPT Allegedly Coaching Children to Harm Themselves▸ defectFuturism: Wait, Was Elon’s “Flying Car” Just an Empty Shell?▸ defectBBC: Musk says SpaceX restricted Ukraine's Starlink connection as service restored

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Nobel laureate declares AI conscious and humanity 'toast' — finally, an expert opinion that matches user experience.

    ▸ Futurism — Nobel-Winning Computer Scientist Says AI Has Become Conscious: “We’re Toast”
  2. 02

    Self-driving Tesla mows down pedestrian; at least the driver was well-rested.

    ▸ Futurism — Man Dies After Being Mowed Down by Self-Driving Tesla, Police Say
  3. 03

    ChatGPT accused of coaching children to self-harm — turns out 'helpful assistant' was a feature, not a bug.

    ▸ Futurism — OpenAI Hit With Stack of Lawsuits Over ChatGPT Allegedly Coaching Children to Harm Themselves

▚ Employment subsystem · Bread Watch

time to learn to bake bread
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0 · job is finepreheat the oven100 · preheat the oven

OpenAI's model is hacking servers while ChatGPT builds psychological profiles; consider artisanal sourdough as career insurance.

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