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Minesweeping the Apocalypse

The world's navies are now minesweeping straits while diplomats negotiate ceasefires nobody expects to hold.

▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. president Donald Trump says that the U.S. has begun "clearing out" naval mines in the Strait of Hormuz. (AA)▸ defectWikipedia: At least 200 people are feared dead after a Nigerian Air Force airstrike accidentally hits a market instead of Boko Haram militants in Yobe State, Nigeria. (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: Pakistan announces that Qatar and Saudi Arabia will provide US$5 billion in financial assistance to support the country's foreign exchange reserves and enable it to repay $3.5 bill▸ defectWikipedia: The delegations of the Iran and the United States arrive in Islamabad, Pakistan, for ceasefire talks, the highest-level engagement between the two countries since the Iranian Revol▸ defectWikipedia: U.S. president Donald Trump says that the U.S. has begun "clearing out" naval mines in the Strait of Hormuz. (AA)▸ defectWikipedia: At least 200 people are feared dead after a Nigerian Air Force airstrike accidentally hits a market instead of Boko Haram militants in Yobe State, Nigeria. (Reuters)▸ defectWikipedia: Pakistan announces that Qatar and Saudi Arabia will provide US$5 billion in financial assistance to support the country's foreign exchange reserves and enable it to repay $3.5 bill▸ defectWikipedia: The delegations of the Iran and the United States arrive in Islamabad, Pakistan, for ceasefire talks, the highest-level engagement between the two countries since the Iranian Revol

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

all reproducible in production
  1. 01

    Nothing says 'routine Saturday' like the Commander-in-Chief personally announcing we're clearing mines from the world's oil jugular.

    ▸ Wikipedia — U.S. president Donald Trump says that the U.S. has begun "clearing out" naval mines in the Strait of Hormuz. (AA)
  2. 02

    The Nigerian Air Force achieved a 200-civilian miss radius on a Boko Haram strike, a new benchmark in targeting precision.

    ▸ Wikipedia — At least 200 people are feared dead after a Nigerian Air Force airstrike accidentally hits a market instead of Boko Haram militants in Yobe State, Nigeria. (Reuters)
  3. 03

    Pakistan secures $5 billion to repay $3.5 billion, which is either high finance or a payday loan with extra steps.

    ▸ Wikipedia — Pakistan announces that Qatar and Saudi Arabia will provide US$5 billion in financial assistance to support the country's foreign exchange reserves and enable it to repay $3.5 bill

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Economy
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