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Hormuz Tollbooth Era

Iran opened a maritime toll lane, Trump and Xi shook on it, and FIFA booked a boy band for soccer.

▸ defectWikipedia: The Fars News Agency reports that Iran has allowed vessels from China to cross the Strait of Hormuz. (Roya News)▸ defectWikipedia: It is announced that South Korean boy band BTS, American singer Madonna and Colombian singer Shakira will headline the ​first-ever FIFA World Cup final halftime show at the ‌MetLif▸ defectWikipedia: Japanese automaker Honda suspends plans to build an electric vehicle (EV) plant in Ontario, Canada, citing weaker demand for EVs and the impact of United States tariffs on the Cana▸ defectWikipedia: Cuba announces it has completely run out of diesel fuel due to a U.S. blockade of the island as blackouts in Havana now exceed 20-22 hours per day. (UPI)▸ defectWikipedia: A Russian senior security official says that Russia will establish a "full-fledged partnership" with the Taliban government in Afghanistan, urging other countries to do the same. (▸ defectWikipedia: The Fars News Agency reports that Iran has allowed vessels from China to cross the Strait of Hormuz. (Roya News)▸ defectWikipedia: It is announced that South Korean boy band BTS, American singer Madonna and Colombian singer Shakira will headline the ​first-ever FIFA World Cup final halftime show at the ‌MetLif▸ defectWikipedia: Japanese automaker Honda suspends plans to build an electric vehicle (EV) plant in Ontario, Canada, citing weaker demand for EVs and the impact of United States tariffs on the Cana▸ defectWikipedia: Cuba announces it has completely run out of diesel fuel due to a U.S. blockade of the island as blackouts in Havana now exceed 20-22 hours per day. (UPI)▸ defectWikipedia: A Russian senior security official says that Russia will establish a "full-fledged partnership" with the Taliban government in Afghanistan, urging other countries to do the same. (

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    Iran's new maritime fast lane apparently runs through Beijing, and nobody in Washington found this worth objecting to.

    WikipediaThe Fars News Agency reports that Iran has allowed vessels from China to cross the Strait of Hormuz. (Roya News)
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