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Slow Sunday

The world took a breath between crises and mostly just played sports.

▸ defectWikipedia: In association football, Qatar earns their first point in World Cup history after drawing with Switzerland 1–1 in their group stage match. (AFP via The Daily Star) (The New York Ti▸ defectWikipedia: Dozens of hardliners and pro-regime demonstrators gather outside a foreign ministry office in Mashhad, Iran, to protest against foreign minister Abbas Araghchi and a potential deal▸ defectWikipedia: In American football, the United Football League's Louisville Kings defeat the DC Defenders, 27–20, to win their first United Bowl championship in their inaugural year in the leagu▸ defectWikipedia: In association football, Qatar earns their first point in World Cup history after drawing with Switzerland 1–1 in their group stage match. (AFP via The Daily Star) (The New York Ti▸ defectWikipedia: Dozens of hardliners and pro-regime demonstrators gather outside a foreign ministry office in Mashhad, Iran, to protest against foreign minister Abbas Araghchi and a potential deal▸ defectWikipedia: In American football, the United Football League's Louisville Kings defeat the DC Defenders, 27–20, to win their first United Bowl championship in their inaugural year in the leagu

Confirmed glitches in today’s build

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  1. 01

    Qatar's first World Cup point arrives roughly when you'd expect from a team that bought the tournament then forgot to buy the players.

    WikipediaIn association football, Qatar earns their first point in World Cup history after drawing with Switzerland 1–1 in their group stage match. (AFP via The Daily Star) (The New York Ti
  2. 02

    Hardliners protest the possibility of diplomacy outside the building where diplomacy happens, a level of self-awareness that would be touching if it weren't so perfectly on-brand.

    WikipediaDozens of hardliners and pro-regime demonstrators gather outside a foreign ministry office in Mashhad, Iran, to protest against foreign minister Abbas Araghchi and a potential deal
  3. 03

    A football league nobody watches crowns a champion from a city with no other professional teams, which is either brilliant market strategy or elaborate money laundering.

    WikipediaIn American football, the United Football League's Louisville Kings defeat the DC Defenders, 27–20, to win their first United Bowl championship in their inaugural year in the leagu

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Wikipedia
  1. 01Folarin Balogun
  2. 022026 FIFA World Cup
  3. 03Giovanni Reyna
  4. 04Christian Pulisic
  5. 05Disclosure Day
  6. 06.xyz
  7. 07.xxx
  8. 08FIFA World Cup
  9. 09Mauricio Pochettino
  10. 10Gene Shalit
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Politics
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Tech
0
Economy
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