The world remembered how to file standard tragedy reports without adding extra circus acts.
Nothing says 'alternate timeline exercise' like Wikipedia cataloging a state funeral that hasn't happened for a leader still drawing breath.
▸ Wikipedia — The state funeral of former Iranian supreme leader Ali Khamenei, who was killed in an airstrike on his compound by Israel and the United States during the first day of the Iran warEgypt's first knockout-round appearance since 1934 achieved via penalty lottery—a fitting metaphor for geopolitical advancement in the region.
▸ Wikipedia — In association football, Egypt advances to the round of 16 of a FIFA World Cup for the first time after defeating Australia 4–2 on penalties, following a 1–1 draw after extra time,Moldovan prime minister resigns with less fanfare than a mid-table club sacking its manager; no explanation offered, none apparently required.
▸ Wikipedia — Moldovan prime minister Alexandru Munteanu resigns. (Politico)